Stinging satires

Even a blind bunny knows who you are

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerflop right on his twitchy little nose.
"Oh please excuse me," said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said,
"Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear
twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!"
The bunny said, "I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?"
The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"
The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied,

"You're cold, you're slippery,

your always flick out your forked tongue,

your stomach is full of stuff you swallowed,

you are making a hiss that is a nuisance for everybody, yet

you haven't got any balls...

You must be the “Burmese military junta!” √√√

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Pertinent quote

"If you believe in gnomes, trolls and elves, you can believe in this democratic process in Myanmar (Burma],"

-Mr Pinheiro,United Nations human rights envoy for Burma

However, the little-known fact to the world is that Burmese are the people who traditionally believe in gnomes, trolls and elves.

-Burmakin